12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
My vagina just recognized that song.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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