problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I will be naked everywhere
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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