I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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