You work out of a Hotel?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Every concussion has its silver lining
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
