We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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