Christians are straight up FREAKS
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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