So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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