Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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