fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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