I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i out mim tonsoeep
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