you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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