I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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