And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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