Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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