Whatcha textin bout Willis?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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