does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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