I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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