I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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