my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
why is half of my head shaved?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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