I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
and you fell through a lawn chair
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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