we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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