you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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