they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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