did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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