yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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