Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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