He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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