Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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