how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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