You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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