Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Randomize