A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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