Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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