are you so shy because you have an std?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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