sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
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So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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