Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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