That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
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Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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