My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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