Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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