marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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