Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
21 People Reveal The Most Embarrassing Secrets They Know About Someone
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run