Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I am available for nakedness
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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