cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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