I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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