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I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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