youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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