i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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