Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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