You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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