new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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