yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
