Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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