My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Randomize
