seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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