Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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